Updates on the Clan

What can I say?  Things have changed quite a bit since the last time I talked about the individual members of the Clan.  I'm not sure I'll go back and actually do a complete set of updated entries, but in the meantime, I think it's only fair to give a rundown of on the status of the Clan these days.

Especially when you consider we've grown like nobody's business.

( Cut for extreme length )